Agh this is embarrassing.

Hello.

I just want to write something.

Ok lies.

Dandelion Radio's DJ who goes by the name Mark Whitby is a living proof that the gremlin music my conscience produce, does bewitch people.

This past 4 months alone he kept slipping in a song of mine every bloody month during his session. Let's recap by month and song name.

1. August - The Groupie Song

2. September - Mother Nature and Father Man-Made

3. October - Delusional Honeymoon

4. November(yes, this month!) - God Loves Me

(I find it ridiculous direct-linking you to the ear-bleeding craps, but as if you'd ever click any of it, so)

If he's still cursed by the spell casted by them gremlins, the odds are he's going to play yet another around 10:50 AM December 5.

Of course I hope he will, it's the minute I was born!

But the odds are low. 4 is just too big a number.

And a repetition at that.

I told my whole family about it. And Mother gave me the best response in the midst of 'Link apa ni?', 'Macam mana nak dengar?' and 'Where can we find it?'.

Which is, 'I'm so proud of you, but don't forget your purpose of furthering your studies there.'

Of course, Ma. This is just a medium for me to fool around.

Sorry. For my conscience to maximise her gremlination.

Oh, did I mention I'm coming back this coming March?

A JEW GAVE ME A REVIEW. EAT THAT RELIGIOUS BIGOTS.

I was bored so I rolled on my bed, pretended I don't have papers to battle in the next 5 days, and surfed the Web from my phone.

And lookie what I found from my vanity!

THIS.

Like what the hell.

It's Hebrew.

I regret not having the strong will to continue learning Hebrew after finally memorising the letters.

On top of that, isn't that the stupid keyboard picture I drew?

And why is there 'The Venopian Solitude'?

If my ignorant homies sees this they will start chanting 'TO DEATH WITH THEM JEWS'.

No seriously you HAVE to see them. They WILL say such things.

Google Translate is saying good things.

I think Google chopped, sawed, lacquered and sandpapered the translation because it sounds too nice.

I almost cried.

Ok no. But I did break my Facebook probation(I decided to deactivate my account because of the examination). That's shockingly reactive enough.



EAT THAT RELIGIOUS IGNORANT BIGOTS.

Dying For Bad Music.

Crazy people. Especially Nigel Simpson.

But the other songs and mixtapes there are AWESOME and quite a bundle of FREE DOWNLOADS.

Dying For Bad Music has been brainwashed.

Crazy people doing crazy things.

What in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts is this man babbling about?

Is he...is he reviewing me?

Pity that lad! He went bonkers after listening to the gremlins!

(I'm turning twenty this December. So that makes me old, yes, Musicmissionary sir? :D )

Crazy people.

jomgig reviewed The Venopian Solitude.

They're exaggerating, don't believe a word they say, those crazy people.

Most of the time, people (including myself) can't sense my (own) sarcasm.