Friday, July 6, 2012

Belasungkawa.


Belasungkawa = Condolence. Have absolutely nothing to do with...I dunno I just found out the meaning last night and it sounded awesome And just noticed my friend Mohdkimal wrote a song called Belangsungkawa. I was not copying him. He's way more awesome. 
No wonder Belangsungkawa sounded familiar..


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terbengkalai
dan bersepai
malam berguruh cuma

hujan turun
sekalipun
arak bulan purnama

tangis; ular sawa
sorak katak; hilangnya
raung serigala;
rai; arnab di rimba

riuh ribut
angin sahut
langit berpetir cuma

taufan ragu
balun bayu
hembus nafas akhirnya

tangis; ular sawa
sorak katak; hilangnya
raung serigala;
rai; arnab di rimba


Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Rojak Uta 2 : Stampede.



The Rojak Uta(The First) :






I now know better than to rap like ever. I shall rap no mo.

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Oh the Third World people,
Don't we fall, don't we stumble?
On each and every pointing finger
Of the narcissistic First World's.
We had to be organised,
In order to be recognised;
The ones apologising,
Flunks in production lines.
I know not you were God
Who had the veto to put on
The strongest armour man could make
And mighty words disassociating
All the kingdoms to be free,
All the kingdoms to be seen
As solitary standing,
Womanizing, full-o'-bribin',
Pimps; are flying cross-continents.
You can never be content
Until us, in the hands of you, our dear Commander;
We hail the very merry happy giddy 'New World Order'.

Nukes are dying, dying,
Bigots, streaking, streaking,
As all the slaves in the world start standing.
Dare you nullify,
The power of the rising!
You best to not forget the day you die in mighty stampede.

Ini khas dalam Bahasa Kebangsaan
Kerna aku kan pastikan
setiap derasnya ayat,
Kan tusuk sampai urat.
Tegang-teganglah berkata,
'Tuhan itu kita punya,'
Sedangkan Nabi sendiri,
Hari-hari nyaris mati;
Ditolak dan ditindas,
Quraisy yang tak berbelas.
Namun baginda tabah,
Menghuraikan betapa indahnya
Setiap wujud wanita,
Setiap wujud angkasa,
Setiap takut haiwan pada garang manusya.
Ilmu sebidang dada tak seluas Kalamullah!
Fatwa haram tak sesahih hujah Abu Hurairah!
Batok lepas di tangga, pegar makan padinya,
Anjing sendiri tahu; terang bayang itu penipu!
Barangkali kamu,
Lupa coretan lalu;
Rasul zaman akhir luas bertakbir bukan kamu!

Nukes are dying, dying,
Bigots streaking, streaking,
As all the commoner around start standing.
Dare you confiscate, the right to speculate!
Your death in stampede, that day; repent before it's too late.

真実を語る度、ため口(だめだよ!)
仲間を広がる度、本質(だめだよ!)
「あんまりにも、立派な人
の人生のようで生きていくべき」とは基本でしょう!
さあ、目標に合わない者はどうなるんだ?
まさか、いつも通りの自殺か?
歴史の殺し!
性欲の崇拝!
わいろで泳ぎ、
酒で精一杯!
おめでとう!さすが、その制度では、
人間っぽくなロボット達が出来上がった!
「なぁ、聞いて、これからどうすんだい?
ああ、こう、そう、したいけど勇気ない。。。」(ハハ!)
無言者、更に沈黙に沈む、
AHOな48、殊に豪華に潜る、
いつまでこの道を導くつもり?
いつまで悪を盛り上がらせたり?
溜まっとる、黙っとる、強い力を出せ!
君の未来、輝かせ、その夢!

Nukes are dying, dying,
Bigots streaking, streaking,
As all the brilliant young minds start standing,
Dare you isolate,
The power to be great!
The stampede will be the last scene;
as you meet your fate!

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English translation/transliteration of the latter two verses :

This is specially(written) in the National Language
For I will make sure
Every swift sentence
Will thrust your nerves.
Saying ever so strictly
'God is ours,'
When the Prophet himself
meets near-death on a daily basis
being pushed and suppressed
By the heartless Quraishis,
But he stayed strong,
Kept on describing
Every (reason of) woman existing
Every (reason of) galaxy existing
Every (reason of) animals fearing the wrath of humans
The knowledge you bring isn't as expansive as Kalamullah(The Lord's words)!
Illegal fatwas aren't as valid as Abu Hurairah's argument/speech,
Coconut shell left on the steps, pheasant[a kind of bird] eating the paddy (of the paddy field trusted to it),
Even dogs know, the bright shadow is a liar!
Probably you,
Forgot what has been written long ago;
The last prophet to echo the takbeer is not you!

Japanese pronunciation :
Shinjitsu o kataru tabi, tameguchi (dame da yo!)
Nakama o hirogaru tabi, honshitsu (dame da yo!)
'Anmari ni mo, rippa na hito, no jinsei no you de ikite iku beki' to wa kihon deshou!
Saa, mokuhyou ni awanai mono wa dou narun da?
Masaka itsumo doori no jisatsu ka?
Rekishi no koroshi,
Seiyoku no suuhai,
Wairo de oyogi,
Sake de sei-ippai!
Omedetou! Sasuga, sono seido de wa
Ningenppoku na robotto tachi ga dekiagatta!
Mugon-sha, sara ni, chinmoku ni shizumu,
AHO-na-fourtyeight koto ni gouka ni moguru.
Itsumade kono michi o michibiku tsumori?
Itsumade aku o moriagarasetari?
Tamattoru, damattoru tsuyoi chikarao dase!
Kimi no mirai, kagayakase, sono yume!

Japanese translation :
When you tell the truth, casual talk (is a no-no!)
When you widen your circle of friends, the real you (is a no-no!)
'Live life according to the utmost worthy person's life', that's a basic(knowledge)!
Ok then, what about those who don't meet that goal?
Don't tell me, it's the usual Suicide?
The murder of History,
The worshipping of Lust,
Swimming in bribery,
(Drink) Sake to the fullest!
Congratulations! Truly with that system,
(You've) successfully created a bunch of humanoid robots!
'Hey, listen, what should I do from now on?
I want to do this and that but I have no courage!' (Haha!)
The quiet, further drowns in silence,
The AHO(=stupid)48, especially, dives in luxury,
Until when are you going to go down this road?
Until when are you going to let the evil rise?
That accumulated, silent but strong power; let it out!
Your future, brighten it up; that dream!


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Note :
Manusya : the original Sanskrit, which evolves into the malay word 'Manusia', which means 'human'.
Batok lepas di tangga, pegar makan padinya : the latter, comes from the idiom 'Harapkan pegar, pegar makan padi'. Regarding the spelling, here's the explanation --> http://blog-pke.com/kesilapan-peribahasa-yang-diwarisi

Monday, October 17, 2011

Tenangkan Bontot Anda

I'm a hundred percent sure 'Calm Your Tits' would have been better, but it's in Malay, plus the direct-translated Malay phrase would be even more vulgar...ish.






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bertenang, tenang, tenangkanlah fikiran
bawa bertendang sebelum dipandang kesian
celaru tahu mengangkat diri berlalu
bertenang, tenang, tenangkanlah fikiran
kaji langit biru indah

siapa tak lelah saat dicatu
mindanya yang tak henti alirkan adu
selapang hati harus kita kenali
siapa tak lelah saat dicatu
perhati padang menghijau

jalan terus berjalan jangan henti
jangan henti kalau terus maki sendiri
jalan terus jalan jangan henti
sampai yang terpampang hanyalah langit yang mencium bumi

Friday, May 20, 2011

I Spent 10 Hours On This Bunch Of Crap.





Hello.

Well.

There goes a big bunch of crap.

Each song would've been much fancier if I were to instead do a 5-part 4-song EP.

But that would be very, stressful.

And time-wasting.

Due to the stress.

Ya know.

Having to do a thousand and fifteen hundred takes.

But.

I had the most fun and sanity doing it this time.

So.

Bubbye.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thursday, March 31, 2011

I'm so, so truly very muchly many so very little few much more SORRY

This will be in Malay(probably; I'm only writing this first line) to save the people who didn't come to the show just now from knowing the inconveniently ugly truth. I NEED A DAMN DICTIONARY RIGHT NOW MY VOCABULARY IS NOT ENOUGH

Terima kasih banyak banyak sangat sangat sangat gila bapak banyak nak mati sampai ke hujung dunia beribu-ribu-juta-bilion-googolplex lemon diucapkan kepada Cik Tressa(that's Tri-Sha to you, and she insist on not wanting me to use the honorific, HONORIFIC 'Kak' in front) dan Enche Azizul yang sanggup sanggup tak ingat dasar lautan sanggup amik saya kat rumah(yang mana saya keluar curi-curi tanpa bitau mak saya sebab mak saya tak berapa suka anak dara dia keluar malam-malam), drive jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh jam lepas kerja jauh, tahan bau busuk masam bukak kasut waktu dalam kereta, bayar tol, having the best mix CD I've ever heard, dengar persembahan yang paling sial dan langsung tak memberangsangkan dalam dunia, tahan bau busuk masam peluh keringat lepas persembahan, bayar tol, hantar saya balik walaupun mereka sibuk gila gila punya mental hospital sibuk lagi-lagi Cik Tressa sebab dia kena hantar repot 30 mukasurat pukul satu dan dia tak buat pape lagi tapi sanggup datang, teman, hantar, menenangkan saya, Enche Azizul buat saya gelabah dia tenangkan lagi, tanya 'Ok ke tak?', soh saya sambung habiskan level Bomberman untuk larikan perhatian saya daripada kegelabahan, tanya lagi 'Ok ke?' lepas da habis dan dalam kereta, basically being the epic Big Sister character when I had no one I've ever met in real life at that time with me to calm me down. Oh dang siries shit nak nangis ni. Terima kasih bebanyak banyak banyak banyak banyak lemon lemon kat Cik Tressa dan Enche Azizul.

Terima kasih jugak kat Kak Zunaira yakni (Kak?) Along yang sangat sangat sangat sporting dan baik dan baik dan sporting dan baik dan membawa aura penenang dan baik dan aura penenang penenang aura aura aura baik baik
dan sanggup duduk sebelah saya tadi. Good Lord air mata dah bergenang.

Terima kasih juga kepada Enche Omar Kak Wani Enche Syafiq Cik Farah Enche Apit(Apeet? Apiq? Darah banyak sangat masuk telinga, pekak sket ok tipu banyak jugak tadi) Enche Ashraff Enche Tri dan lima enam orang lain yang sanggup dengar shitty shitty shit shit shitty dung dung dung bull dung performance tadi. Dah la gitar tak boleh cucuk. Suara perlahan. Lirik tak ingat. Main berterabur. Macam sial. I have to say them performers have ridiculously little adrenalin thus having the ability to deliver ever so darn unearthly smoothly. I salute all of you.

Saya nampak tadi ada sorang enche pegang video cam. JANGAN GATAL UPLOAD KE INTENET PLIIIIIIIIIS

Trauma gile. Gile. Gilegilegile. Kesian gila kat semua orang. All twelve of you. I owe all of you all nine of my souls.

Dan maaf maaf sangat sangat sangat kepada Enche Raja Aziem Azham sebab tak bitau walaupun dia dah kata kalau ada persembahan pape bitau dia sebab siries saya ingat dan tahu dia tu bizimen.

Aaaaah sah nangis sat gi.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Jerayawara Orang Berjaur.



Terima kasih Kamus Dewan Edisi Keempat!

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ding dong; pintu hati terbuka,
diiringi langit cerah.
yang disinari hikayat mawar;
terrabak isinya.

telusuri hikayat itu,
terdampar luas pidato presto,
hingga prejudis dibaham saja;
bagai kandungan berjalan tinggalkan rusam.

terkubur hasrat ibu; ke sorga.
bak lengkara tercapai hujungnya.

lahabau lagut cari jauhar,
hasta demi hasta,
terjunam dalam lembah rencana;
bahana ringkuk di fana.

dadanya terdabik kian tinggi;
gunung meruncing dilihatnya besut,
arakian melimpah hempedu di jari;
jalan keriting terjadinya kusut.

jenuh kali dihempas; tuli menjulang.
kelabakan tunggu kau kunjung pulang.

jenuh kali dihempas; tuli menjulang.
kelabakan tunggu kau kunjung pulang.
terkubur hasrat ibu; ke sorga.
bak lengkara tercapai hujungnya.

derhaka tertetak di dahi,
sesaat zarah didacing lagi...

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Two(actually three) songs recorded within four days. That's not healthy.